I uh…I take the one on the r-…uhm…or in the…middle?
Ok, I may need a bigger bag.
Who is the real?
The Three Batch Problem
I looked at the one on the left and thought “Oh, that’s a nice suit he’s got on” then I looked at the rest and well…send help.
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DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR MCDONALDS
DISHONOR ON YOUR MAPLE
DISHONOR ON YOUR SCONE
DISHONOR ON YOUR KOALA
DISHONOR ON YOUR SENPAI
DISHONOR ON YOUR VODKA
AND DISHONOR ON YOUR BAGUETTE
DISHONOR ON YOUR MANGO.
DISHONOR ON YOU TAMALES
DISHONOR ON YOUR HUEÁS
DISHONOR ON YOUR HONOR
what if the next doctor was a cat
what th efuck
what the fuck did i just watch queen
Day After Day AU, pt. 9
↳ Learning domesticity
I work at my university’s library over the summer right? And today’s friday so like nobody’s here and my friend who also works summer hours and I are chatting when the printer starts.
AND GUYS IT’S THIS
WE DIDN’T SEND ANYTHING TO PRINT
GUYS HALP THERE WAS ANOTHER
we went to get mail and as we got back IT HAPPENED AGAIN
do you know why potato is blushing
because it saw the salad dressing
my mum read this outside a mall and asked me to put it up on “that blue blog site” of mine
I TOLD HER THAT IT GOT SOME 280 NOTES AND SHE SAID SHE’LL STOP THE CAR BY THE MALL TOMORROW AND MEMORISE MORE OF THEM
do you ever have that feeling….
technology makes everything imaginary, my friend
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours
there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just freakin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno
but Crayola’s gotta be all
and don’t get me started on purple like
this is the colour of our friendship
what does this even mean
colours are freaking confusing
we are the future
I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place
And uGH NO
that’s a normal size cup he’s holding
is it really holy shit