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kitty-park:

conkersradfurday:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

MILK COMES FROM COW TITTIES

Thank you sarah.

49 minutes ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 148,824 notes

shounentastic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

spettrale-nessuno:

SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

A) That car is hot as shit and I love it

B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?

^Yes, that is Chris Brown

HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF

THING NOT FOR MAN

NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED

HOW DAR

EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 117,833 notes

heyytalia:

We all know who’s REALLY running Dashcon

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2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,990 notes

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 20,845 notes

breelandwalker:

eldritchlunch:

grilledcheese4evr:

PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV

4 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 97,925 notes
Scientists: lol turns out that you're too small to be a planet
Pluto:
Pluto: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
5 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 15,774 notes

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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6 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 239,473 notes

Do it.

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU?
6 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 719,340 notes

If you’ve ever wanted to know anything about me

destielyoumean-destined:

Give me numbers and I’ll answer them truthfully.

1. Name
2. Hobbies
3. Favorite bands
4. One of your dreams
5. Straight/Gay/Bi
6. Are you religious?
7. Plans for the future?
8. Favorite color
9. Favorite movie
10. Ever self-harmed?
11.Ever smoked
12. Something I hate
13. Something I love
15. Siblings?
16. Age
17. Other

6 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 356 notes

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

6 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 303,004 notes

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

7 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 607,244 notes
everytimeidiabetes:

nursejoy:

hOW WWOULD YOU SURVIVE

you dont
that’s why it’s called the annihilator 

everytimeidiabetes:

nursejoy:

hOW WWOULD YOU SURVIVE

you dont

that’s why it’s called the annihilator 

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 99,791 notes
what's with the ball pit thing? I hate not getting things but I must have missed something big

Anonymous

nutelladownpour:

creepy-rasta:

Okay anon, let me stop giggling for a little bit and explain to you what happened.

"DashCon 2014": Was supposed to be a large con of mostly Tumblr users with a 65$ entry fee. They were going to host it in a Hotel in Schaumburg, IL. It looked like a fairly legit con to most users and promised to have Steam Powered Giraffe and Welcome to Night Vale show up for entertainment and panels. Steam Punk Giraffe canceled it’s trip to Dashcon months ago but the Con never told the people who already invested money into it, especially the people who paid extra for reserved seating. Welcome to Night Vale didn’t show up because they didn’t get their payment for the trip and thus didn’t go. Dashcon “apparently” got a call from the hotel telling them that the room they reserved would cost $17,000 and didn’t receive their payment. Dashcon then rallied up it’s participants for a fundraiser in 2 days to raise that money.

Well…They did. Where that money is now, no one knows. People showed up to a very empty room with no vendors. Someone bought a ball pit and rented a bounce house for the con and the people who reserved seats for the panels got an extra hour in the ball pit.

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HOLY FUK I AM CRYING

9 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 75,671 notes

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

10 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 143,196 notes

capsarmy:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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11 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 278,856 notes