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"No. I’m not going away. I’m going to help you break the spell that you are under!"

2 minutes ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 15,413 notes
booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

1 hour ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 112,097 notes

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

1 hour ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 430,083 notes
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encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

3 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 527,500 notes

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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4 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 198,647 notes

amieleighluna:

OMG THE LAST ONE!

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 211,535 notes

piercingsandink:

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

Hahaha yes

7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 106,126 notes

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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8 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 28,865 notes

Going to spend my night watching Beauty and the Beast cause why not. Night guys <3

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 0 notes

fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 25,180 notes

EXTERMINATEEEEEE

10 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 2 notes
are you single?

Anonymous

Yeaaaap! 

10 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 0 notes

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

10 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 640,909 notes

new doctor who intro so pretty :3

10 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1 note