jewnieissherlocked:

dudeufugly:

gini-baggins:

nicotinebatch:

webmiri:

I uh…I take the one on the r-…uhm…or in the…middle?

Ok, I may need a bigger bag.

Who is the real?

The Three Batch Problem

I looked at the one on the left and thought “Oh, that’s a nice suit he’s got on” then I looked at the rest and well…send help.

lolbender:

awkward-mind-type:

cookieprusiana:

daaang-its-pat:

pot-ate-o:

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR MCDONALDS

DISHONOR ON YOUR MAPLE 

DISHONOR ON YOUR SCONE

DISHONOR ON YOUR KOALA

DISHONOR ON YOUR SENPAI

DISHONOR ON YOUR VODKA 

AND DISHONOR ON YOUR BAGUETTE

DISHONOR ON YOUR MANGO.

DISHONOR ON YOU TAMALES

DISHONOR ON YOUR HUEÁS

DISHONOR ON YOUR HONOR

halfwaythroughthechapters:

what if the next doctor was a cat

share-your-fears-with-me:

glitterweave:

what th efuck 

what the fuck did i just watch queen

magikarrp:

Favorite Pokemon - Vulpix [9/?]

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Day After Day AU, pt. 9
↳ Learning domesticity

temporallytrapped:

temporallytrapped:

temporallytrapped:

temporallytrapped:

I work at my university’s library over the summer right? And today’s friday so like nobody’s here and my friend who also works summer hours and I are chatting when the printer starts.

AND GUYS IT’S THIS

WE DIDN’T SEND ANYTHING TO PRINT

GUYS HALP THERE WAS ANOTHER

WHAT.

we went to get mail and as we got back IT HAPPENED AGAIN

HELP

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

do you know why potato is blushing

because it saw the salad dressing

my mum read this outside a mall and asked me to put it up on “that blue blog site” of mine 

I TOLD HER THAT IT GOT SOME 280 NOTES AND SHE SAID SHE’LL STOP THE CAR BY THE MALL TOMORROW AND MEMORISE MORE OF THEM

surfacage:

do you ever have that feeling….

technology makes everything imaginary, my friend

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just freakin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are freaking confusing

lokis-army-at-221b:

we are the future

I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

acklesalecki:

celestiel-adventures:

assbutty:

How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place

And uGH NO

that’s a normal size cup he’s holding

is it really holy shit