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Yo bitch. it ain't what u did during the relationship. Its about what happened after u ended it. Its how u ended it like every other guy. U just left with no explanation and didn't give a fuck. Like every other guy u get with. No apology no eexplanation no nothing. And u expect to still be his friend. After everything u put hin though. That is such a bitch thing to do and u then try to get people to turn on him and get someone to be the "other girl". How do you think they would fix anything.

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May you please come off anon so we can speak privately? It’s very rude to say things like this when I don’t know who you are. Also, I never tried to get people to turn on him, ever. I have close friends who are still friends with him and I’m completely fine with that. And for the whole “other girl thing” I said crap all about that, it was actually someone else who said the majority of it and what I did say about it, I said because I was hurt and in a very bad state and sometimes people say shitty things they don’t mean when they aren’t happy, people do make mistakes. So yeah, anyways, please come off anon so we can talk privately. Even if this is you ex. I want to settle things between us anyways, I’m sick of this.

Edit: I forgot to add this but I had been friends with him for over a year, he knew what I was like in relationships. He knew that I can’t handle serious relationships and commitment. It was his own risk to date me, he didn’t have to. That may make me sound like a bitch, but it’s true.

Edit 2: I told him multiple times why I ended it. I told him I couldn’t handle to more times than I should have needed to. Every time I told him to leave me alone, to give me time to think, he didn’t. Then he would say goodbye and message me 3 hours later. I apologized so many times. I tried my best to be nice about it and to make him understand but nothing worked. I hate what I had to say to him to get him to leave me alone, but it had to be done. I was sick of it. When I say leave me alone, I mean it, and he did the exact opposite. 

4 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

5 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 51,055 notes

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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6 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 52,893 notes

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

7 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 82,598 notes
8 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 6,870 notes

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 35,833 notes

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 72,399 notes

tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

11 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 67,800 notes

avelera:

crunchyshrimp:

Attack on Smaug

On that day, Lake-town received a grim reminder…

12 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 1,634 notes
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

13 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 100,846 notes

GOT Season 4 Challenge: Favorite Minor Character [ Day 1 ] Oberyn Martell

14 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 1,220 notes
williamjamesherondales:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

basically Kit Harington was born to play Jon Snow. he knows nothing.

williamjamesherondales:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

basically Kit Harington was born to play Jon Snow. he knows nothing.

15 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 60,373 notes

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

16 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 322,678 notes

thewaywardtimeplatypus:

jonathan:

how can i become famous without being beautiful, clever or talented

idk ask nash grier 

17 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 15,953 notes

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
18 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 38,611 notes